"If God doesn’t like the way i live, let him tell me, not you."

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Straight White Boy Problem #87

straightwhiteboyproblems:

this girl texts me back instantaneously when I ask her what the homework is but when I start trying to get deep with her its like she doesn’t even have a phone

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ursulatheseabitchh:

acting cool but checking out the booty like

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:

Me and my sibling can go from

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to

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in like three seconds 

#MY LIFE

on a scale from disney to dreamworks what’s your sibling relationship

MARVEL

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broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

what do you call a dictionary on drugs

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better

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lovealways3831:

ohdwaynewayne:

Let me pamper you with a full body massage and the breakfast-lunch-dinner combo fully equipped with my tongue in your pussy, your favorite TV shows and movies, and good dick in between the commercials. Oh, and the occasional cuddle with the dick-to-booty graze.

👏👏🙌🙌