aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

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imhiskindofcrazy:

yourpetdog:

yourpetdog:

what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.

they yelled at me.

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(Source: nipyl, via the-ugly-giraffe)

kiodi:

my last word will probably be either β€œwhoops” or β€œshit”

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